By JohnW on January 19th, 2007 in Funny Jokes.
Try guess before reveal the answer! 
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Have a nice day! 
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By JohnW on December 8th, 2006 in Funny Audio.
What is the worst customer service you ever experienced? A customer Service personnel should be well-trained and able to solve customer problems as soon as possible. Especially for those whom are running their online business, internet connection downtime brings huge impact to their incomes 
. And for those are dealing with Streamyx’s (Malaysia’s major broadband service provider) customer support, you’ll not surprise of its effectiveness. If you think you’re getting the worst customer service ever, please listen the voice recording below and you’ll find out you may be the lucky one! 
Note: it contains “wild word” 
. “Wild word”? What’s that? 
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From Inbox by christy.
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By JohnW on November 28th, 2006 in Funny Photo.
Attention to all courier service provider, this could be the most effective way to gain BIG profit with minimal cost.
Brilliant! Normally, trailer deliver 6 to 8 trucks or cars at a time, guess how many trucks of this trailer had delivered?
Last three truck’s front tires were taken out in order to stack together in the journey. It’s time for China’s car driver to increase their insurance’s sum insured.
Have the answer of total trucks delivered?
Answer is 10.
source from Inbox by scorpion king.
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By JohnW on November 8th, 2006 in Funny Tricks.
Is this a bug or an eastern egg of Microsoft Windows Notepad?
Try it and tell me if you got the “weird” results too…
Follow steps below:
1. Open/Run Notepad.
2. Type in “Help the big tiger” (without the quotes).
3. Save the File.
4. Close Notepad.
5. Open up the file you’ve just saved.
6. LOOK AT IT! Do you get the same thing too? 
- Run Notepad and type in: Help the big tiger
- Save the file and close Notepad.
Re-open the file and… Guess what? 
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