Everybody have ONE
By JohnW on November 8th, 2006 in Funny Jokes.
A joke from my inbox:
I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father’s one 
And your auntie uses your uncle’s one 
A married lady would acquire one 
But a divorced lady would lose her one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one 
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one 
Madonna doesn’t have one
The Chinese usually have short ones 
While the Indian usually have long ones 
Do you have one? 
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one? 
(see below for answer)
What you are thinking of? go down……
Answer : its your Surname, what else you think?! 
Have a nice day! 
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