Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Air India Phenomenon

MuthuSammy's uncle was booked into a flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yoghurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!" Then the uncle took out several pieces of chappati and started feasting.

"And what is that dish?" asked the curious American.
"Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly. Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
"What is it?" asked the American. "Sweet of India!" Replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooooot!" from the uncle.

"What was that?" asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.
The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!" em24.gif

Note:without prejudice. source from Inbox. em23.gif

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